#8 – My full name does not fit on one line of my license. This is the reason my license reads Deborah I. Freedenberg – which makes me feel like a dyslexic, grammatically incorrect Yoda.
#7 – This song always makes me think of the Chips Ahoy commercial. You know, where the 4 cookies are in the convertible singing this song? Then someone takes them away one by one…to EAT them!
#6 – You know, I really haven’t liked you for the last day or so…
#5 – What I call “personal style” some might call “hot mess”
#4 – Well if you have to be up at 6, that’s perfect because then I can totally go home and sleep with you and still be home in the morning before I leave for work. I’m kidding. That was the “ha ha.”
#3 – Sometimes, I wish I were a penguin.
#2 – I don’t have stairs in my house, so I am not really a seasoned veteran of stairs. Therefore, I take my time going up and down stairs anywhere else as to make sure I don’t fall. I don’t overestimate my stair-climbing ability.
#1 – I was trying to figure out if this was sewn in or, potentially, some spooge.